[KÅLSTISK]

• KLINGSPRÅ - aerosol can of glinty black paint for touching up the gold-leaf thin non-stick coatings on IKEA cookware.
• BLYNDÄR - A set of clip-on eye tubes to only let you look straight ahead in the IKEA marketplace.
• SATISIT - chairs meant to fit ample American butts.
• GÄRSON - an upscale sit-down store restaurant on a mezzanine overlooking the plain people scarfing their lingonberries and meatballs.
• DIMPLEN - a dent puller for your car roof after tying a full VÄRDE counter on top
• EMBLEMIÄR - a free IKEA "euro oval" bumper sticker
• EXPELSKÄR - a stink bomb and disposable breathing mask used to clear the long line at the pick up line
• LYCKSLA - free salt lollipops next to the golf pencils to keep you from fainting in the IKEA "maze" crowds
• FLIMPA - fake slip on arm cast to get sympathetic help from chivalrous customers in the stack area
• BEDDIT - a paper and excelsior temporary sleeping bag to use while waiting in back-to-school or long-weekend checkout lines
• GLINTERSKANNR - a modified stud finder which lets you count the number of metal parts while still in the box to prevent hardware shortages
• WHITSKÖVER - similar to office WiteOut, handy touch up paint bottle and hole filler for scratches in wafer thin IKEA white laminate
• TÅKNUMMER - a roll of counterfeit numbered paper tickets for the pick up area
• HOBBBL - a padded handcuff like foot restraint for toddlers, loaned out next to the strollers
• STORP - flatware combination meatball prong, fork, and lingonberry serving spoon

[Minmin]

Wonderful!!!

My addition:

SHAATSKAATAARR: A drilling tool for creating your own shortcuts when you have "no more than twenty minutes to do the Ikea maze."

[KÅLSTISK]

• PÅTÅLLA -- glow in the dark knee pads for building IKEA lighting fixtures after returning to your new apartment in the dark after spending the entire day shopping at IKEA
• GLOPP -- lingonberry jello
• FLYGÅRD -- window screens with metric 1 centimeter (!) grid are 92% more transparent than standard US screening
• HARÉ -- new barbershop service just past checkout featuring Eurotrash punk hairstyles so you can get a trim after a week lost in the maze
• BEVERN -- Swedish caffeinated non-alcoholic beer served from vending machines in the maze which accept only Euros or US dollar coins.
• KELLIG -- whole grain barley and potato breakfast cereal
• RÅTÅR -- a GPS system for finding your car in the IKEA parking lot based on the European Union Galileo system which will not be operational until 2010
• FJÄLSE -- a voice stress lie detector which can be used to determine if the IKEA workers are knowledgeable about your installation or product question. Note that it only has one red light marked FJÄLSE.
• ESPNÄCKA -- a large tray which snaps on to your DH's waist for keeping crumbs and spills off the TV couch while watching sports
• CURSISKEDEFONA -- battery powered telephone accessory which generates random Swedish swear words for dealing with IKEA associates by phone