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PÅTÅLLA -- glow in the dark knee pads for building IKEA lighting fixtures after returning to your new apartment in the dark after spending the entire day shopping at IKEA
GLOPP -- lingonberry jello
FLYGÅRD -- window screens with metric 1 centimeter (!) grid are 92% more transparent than standard US screening
HARÉ -- new barbershop service just past checkout featuring Eurotrash punk hairstyles so you can get a trim after a week lost in the maze
BEVERN -- Swedish caffeinated non-alcoholic beer served from vending machines in the maze which accept only Euros or US dollar coins.
KELLIG -- whole grain barley and potato breakfast cereal
RÅTÅR -- a GPS system for finding your car in the IKEA parking lot based on the European Union Galileo system which will not be operational until 2010
FJÄLSE -- a voice stress lie detector which can be used to determine if the IKEA workers are knowledgeable about your installation or product question. Note that it only has one red light marked FJÄLSE.
ESPNÄCKA -- a large tray which snaps on to your DH's waist for keeping crumbs and spills off the TV couch while watching sports
CURSISKEDEFONA -- battery powered telephone accessory which generates random Swedish swear words for dealing with IKEA associates by phone
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