[Emmie9999]

Vhet deed yuoo du veet yuoor toorkey? Deed yuoo hefe-a tu use-a a bloonderbooss? HEE, Bork Bork Bork!

[dafogle]

ve-a hed tvu toorkey und preeme-a reeb, Bork Bork Bork! Zee toorkeys vere-a prepered tvu deefffferent veys. Oone-a ves breended furst. Zee oozeer hed a dry roob roobbed intu zee skeen und zeen hed epples und beer puoored intu zee cefeety ooferneeght, Bork Bork Bork! But vere-a freeed in a toorkey fryer, Bork Bork Bork! Zee vere-a but FERY mueest und deleeceeuoos.

[GardenOfDarwin]

Suoonds vunderffool.

Becoose-a ve-a vere-a hoonkered doon in zee huspeetel fur zee 4 deys leedeeng up tu Thunksgeefeeng, incloodeeng zee murneeng ooff, ve-a deedn't get tu Grundma's huoose-a es plunned. Vhee ve-a bruooght oooor sun hume-a frum zee huspeetel, Grundma ceme-a tu oooor huoose-a, Bork Bork Bork! Furtoonetely, oooor dooghter ves eble-a tu gu veet her oozeer Grundma tu a Greet Oont und Uncle-a's huoose-a zee next stete-a oofer.

Nunezeeless, ve-a mede-a stooffffeeng und poot it in a cesserule-a deesh veet sume-a cheeckee breests oon tup. I used sume-a pre-a-ixeesteeng humemede-a stuck tu flefur zee stooffffeeng und meke-a grefy. I poot tugezeer a greee beun cesserule-a und vheepped up zee poompkeen peee-a thet ve-a'd plunned tu meke-a et Grundma's huoose-a. Thees ves oon Freedey, Bork Bork Bork! Oon Toorkey dey, ve-a hed meetlueff. :oo

Ell in ell, it ves a guud Thunksgeefeeng, und ve-a hed mooch tu geefe-a thunks fur. Thunks fur sterteeng thees threed, Immeee-a, Bork Bork Bork!

Soosun

[Emmie9999]

Oouuuu, thuse-a tvu toorkeys suoond deleeceeuoos. I gefe-a my DH a toorkey fryer fur Chreestmes lest yeer. I shuoold hefe-a mede-a heem use-a it thees yeer, Bork Bork Bork!

Soosun, greee beun cesserule-a elveys seys "Thunksgeefeeng deenner" tu me-a. Mure-a impurtunt, I em gled yuoo hed yuoor sun hume-a. I em thunkffool fur zee vurk zee ducturs deed dooreeng thees hueeldey.

Ve-a vent tu my muzeer in lev's huoose-a, Bork Bork Bork! I bruooght greee beun cesserule-a, vheech I meke-a frum fresh mooshruums und creem sooce-a, und zee freeed ooneeuns meexed veet boottered breedcroombs oon tup. My DH hetes mooshruums, su he-a inds zee meel veet a leettle-a peele-a ooff mooshruum beets oon zee seede-a ooff hees plete-a. :(

	DH definition DH usually means Dear Husband (or, pick your own adjective starting with D).