Discuss Thees is tuu foonny. on IKEAFANS.com. We're Personalizing the IKEA Experience. Thees is tuu foonny. - My gift to you this holiday season: Translate English into "Swedish Chef" - Funny, but true. Bork, Bork, Bork!.
Dues unyune-a knoo hoo tu meke-a toortle-a suoop? Du ve-a need a bloonderbooss? Hoo ebuoot a freeed cheeckee, oor meybe-a sume-a yoommy purk chups? Zeey ere-a su guud.
I em eble-a tu reed zee pusts oon here-a und understund zeem. Shuoold I be-a freeghtened?
Soosun, thunk yuoo fur pusteeng yuoor menoo, Bork Bork Bork! I veell be-a helpeeng my muzeer tu prepere-a preeme-a reeb und hem oon Chreestmes. Ve-a veell be-a getteeng in iech oozeer's vey a lut in zee keetchee. I mey need a cuckteeel. I veell be-a seetteeng in my muzeer's leefeeng ruum in Noo Jersey, moombleeng ebuoot "scutch und suda, tveest ooff lemun, nut tuu mooch ice-a pleese-a."
Last edited by Emmie9999; Dec 22nd, 06 at 2:01 am.
Immeee-a - I soorely hupe-a thet yuoo ere-a oon zee vest cuest sumoohere-a, und nut up et 3em pleyeeng cheff.
Oooor eppeteezer Chreestmes is my vey ooff tekeeng beck Chreestmes et oooor huoose-a - my muzeer in lev hes beee cuukeeng her deenner here-a oon Chreestmes dey fur zee pest 5 yeers oor su, und I cun't teke-a it unymure-a, Bork Bork Bork! Zee tenseeun it creetes is unreel. Nut foon oon Chreestmes dey. I'm mooch mure-a luukeeng furverd tu thees yeer's feest, und luukeeng furverd tu zee ruest beest it el oon Chreestmes IFE et her huoose-a.