[Emmie9999]

Ooh my guudness, I cunnut stup loogheeng, Bork Bork Bork! I veell be-a velkeeng eruoond zee ooffffeece-a ell dey, seyeeng "Bork, bork, bork." tu myselff, Bork Bork Bork!

Teke-a cere-a,
Immeee-a

[Emmie9999]

Dues unyune-a knoo hoo tu meke-a toortle-a suoop? Du ve-a need a bloonderbooss? Hoo ebuoot a freeed cheeckee, oor meybe-a sume-a yoommy purk chups? Zeey ere-a su guud.

(I joost hed tu try oooot zee clesseecs.)

Immeee-a

[GardenOfDarwin]

Hee Immeee-a. I dun't knoo ebuoot zee cheeckee, boot ve-a ere-a hefeeng eppeteezers fur Chreestmes dey, incloodeeng Gerleec Erteechuke-a Permeseun deep, hoommoos veet jelupenus und red peppers, treeple-a creme-a veet creckers, creb deep veet treescooeets und muny oozeer yoommy theengs.

Ve-a're-a gueeng tu stert zee dey veet steel coot ooetmeel veet tuppeengs leeke-a broon sooger, ceennemun, dreeed frooeets, noots, syroop, huney, itc... Teke-a yuoor chueece-a. Ploos oooor tredeeteeunel speeked cuffffee-a ell dey lung - zee oonly dey ooff zee yeer ve-a geefe-a oooorselfes permeesseeun tu be-a teepsy ell dey.

Cun't veeet, Bork Bork Bork!
Soosun

[dafogle]

Cuul - yuoo'fe-a chunged it su ve-a dun't hefe-a tu lugeen tu svedeesh cheff. Thees is su foonny. I hefe-a beee loogheeng et iech ooff zeese-a.
Dureee

[Emmie9999]

I em eble-a tu reed zee pusts oon here-a und understund zeem. Shuoold I be-a freeghtened?

Soosun, thunk yuoo fur pusteeng yuoor menoo. I veell be-a helpeeng my muzeer tu prepere-a preeme-a reeb und hem oon Chreestmes. Ve-a veell be-a getteeng in iech oozeer's vey a lut in zee keetchee. I mey need a cuckteeel. I veell be-a seetteeng in my muzeer's leefeeng ruum in Noo Jersey, moombleeng ebuoot "scutch und suda, tveest ooff lemun, nut tuu mooch ice-a pleese-a, Bork Bork Bork!"

[GardenOfDarwin]

Immeee-a - I soorely hupe-a thet yuoo ere-a oon zee vest cuest sumoohere-a, und nut up et 3em pleyeeng cheff.

Oooor eppeteezer Chreestmes is my vey ooff tekeeng beck Chreestmes et oooor huoose-a - my muzeer in lev hes beee cuukeeng her deenner here-a oon Chreestmes dey fur zee pest 5 yeers oor su, und I cun't teke-a it unymure-a. Zee tenseeun it creetes is unreel. Nut foon oon Chreestmes dey. I'm mooch mure-a luukeeng furverd tu thees yeer's feest, und luukeeng furverd tu zee ruest beest it el oon Chreestmes IFE et her huoose-a.

Soosun