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Old Jun 8th, 07, 10:23 pm   #1
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Customer Service
What's that? You say. If only
you knew the price y'pay.

Ok, so...I took a liberty there at the end. We've done these before - usually haiku on kitchens, but I thought IKEA haiku would be fun. Anyone else want to participate?

Susan

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Flat pack universe
A slice, unwrap, catch your breath
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Ikea kitchens
Like a thousand boxes here
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Old Jun 11th, 07, 11:22 pm  
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Not even going to try to compete w /you smarties.

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We build our stuff
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For those of you who spents months deciding what wood tone ...

Adel or Nexus
I cannot make up my mind
For my new kitchen

... or whites ...

Stat or Lidingo
I cannot make up my mind
For my new kitchen

... or modern.

Abstrakt or Linjar
I cannot make up my mind
For my new kitchen

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I dumped my bathroom
'cause it was old and ugly
Thank you, Ikea

Working equally as well too ...

I dumped my kitchen
'cause it was old and ugly
Thank you, Ikea

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Dang, them's fightin' words.

Now I have to go remind myself what the rules of haiku are. 5 - 7 - 5?

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