Image Title: IKEA table... Err, Log?
Description: Some assembly required, and apparently you need to provide your own tools

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Again, clearly not drawn by an IKEA fan, I think they would have provided an allen wrench shaped saw and some instructions

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Reminds me of the old Ren and Stimpy show:
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog
It's fun to stack
and fits on your back
it's log, log, log!
It's loooog, loooog
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's loooog, loooog
It's better than bad, it's good.
James