IKEA Haiku from the archives:

From kelly:

Alone with my dream
A catalog; a website
A kitchen is born

From DesignDiva:

So many designs.
Place cabinets, move a wall
Feed body and soul.

Flat pack universe
A slice, unwrap, catch your breath
Assembly needed

From GardenOfDarwin:

Customer Service
What’s that? You say. If only
you knew the price y’pay.

Anticipation
Printed pages coming soon
Floating through my dreams

Afford my kitchen?
Only at IKEA now
Economy stinks.

From Narf:

Ikea kitchens
Like a thousand boxes here
That needs to be built

We build our stuff
With hundreds of little parts
Plus weird looking pics

I dumped my bathroom
’cause it was old and ugly
Thank you, Ikea

Affordable stuff
Can be had even cheaper
I love the AS-IS

From Gloria:

Frameless have most space
half price of anywhere else

drawers soft close smoothly

From climber_grrl:

Clean is the kitchen
Now that the cabs are installed
I love IKEA

Your turn!

Tags: ikea haiku, IKEA Humor

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